LDN DAY 7

I went for some Sunday night comedy at Up The Creek in Greenwich. All 4 comedians were funny but the opening act, Joe Lycett, was HILARIOUS. I found some YouTube clips of him (here and here) which are great but he was even better when I saw him.

He is really camp + over the top and describes himself as 'deliciously middle-class'. One of my favourite bits was when he described an old lady staring at him for a rather long time as she came out of the grocery shop. He thought maybe he was finally being recognised from off the telly but then heard her turn to her husband and say ''I just remembered we forgot to buy faggots''.

We always used to giggle at these when passing them in the frozen foods aisle. Firstly what the hell are 'pork faggots' ?! Second of all I personally couldn't being myself to enjoy something cooked up by a 'Mr Brain'.

LDN DAY 6

had a brief moment where I wished I had a walking impediment when I spotted these walking sticks at Portobello Market

LDN DAY 5

Would you look at these! I saw these RIDICULOUS gorilla Adidas shoes in Camden and they were in my size so I just had to try them on

They were actually really comfy but I think life would be too much to handle if you had these guys flapping about on your feet giving thumbs-ups so everyone.

Then I bought the cutest booties on earth

!

They're a perfect rip-off of those VIVIENNE WESTWOOD ANGLOMANIA + MELISSA boots that my heart has wanted for so long and they were roughly a million times cheaper so...!

LDN DAY 4

We went for a walk in the charming area of Blackheath and stopped off for warm drinks at Black Vanilla. It is SO LOVELY. They make amazing looking frozen yoghurt + cute cupcakes + sweet treats. I had a decadent choccy hot and the most delicious brownie I've had in a long time

 Then we walked through Greenwich park and ran into a pug

!!!

LDN DAY 3

The last time I was in London I saw a naked man stand on the Fourth Plinth for an hour. This time I saw the statue called 'Powerless Structures, Fig 101' by the Scandinavians Elmgreen & Dragset. The child on a rocking horse pokes fun at the many statues of men on horseback you see around London. It's shiny and cute and I love it!

♥

LDN: DAY 2

I'd love to live in one of these pastel homes

LDN: DAY 1

 2 bears in a park