don't wear this: Halterneck Dress

I am writing this for the lady I saw in Spar earlier today wearing a dress that made her appear to be carrying 2 extra grocery packets, on her chest. 

Although there is always an exception or two I generally do not entertain halternecks. This dress-style in particular is the worst offender:

I know, I know: Iconic! Marilyn Monroe! But whatever, I truly hate this dress, surely I'm not alone on this one? I can't look at the boob section and not think "two full grocery bags". 

 I didn't even have to tweak the bags in this photo, they fitted perfectly! I hope you see this image the next time you pull out that thick-strapped-halter-number and you tell yourself "DON'T WEAR THIS" ♥ thank you in advance